Sunday Fun Five #63:
#63: The 5 Reasons You Need More Than One Patronus
For the 9th of October: #64: The 5 Supernatural Creatures/Beings You Prefer Reading About
A Countdown of
The 5 Reasons You Need More Than One Patronus
5. All the internet tests are bogus: none of them give you the same answer.
How are you to know what your magical patronus is when you can't summon one yet?!?
How do you expect someone to choose such an important aspect of their magical persona when it comes down to a tiebreaker?
3. Some of us have multifaceted personalities.
I'm not mentioning any names but honestly, some of us are unique and unicorn zebra patronuses (with wings and fangs) do not apparently exist... much to my sorrow.
2. He Who Must Not Be Named could possibly become the next president.
If there were ever a cause to have more than one patronus, it would be the ascendence of the Dark Lord. How else are we to protect ourselves?
1. If I need more than one species of pet, I definitely need two (or more) patronuses.
If I had to choose one pet to have for the remainder of my existence... I really couldn't. Although Keisha is a Dorkie (and therefore, unfortunately inept at many things) and George is the #1 All Time Greatest Mischief Maker in our household, I couldn't give them up. So how am I to give preference to one internet test over another? I'll just have multiple patronuses.