Sunday, September 25, 2016

SFF: The 5 Reasons You Need More Than One Patronus

Sunday Fun Five #63:

#60: The 5 Literary Characters Who Should Run For President
#61: The 5 Authors You Wouldn't Mind Having as Your Teacher
#62: The 5 Comfort Reads You Depend on For Difficult Days
#63: The 5 Reasons You Need More Than One Patronus
For the 9th of October: #64: The 5 Supernatural Creatures/Beings You Prefer Reading About

A Countdown of

The 5 Reasons You Need More Than One Patronus

5. All the internet tests are bogus: none of them give you the same answer.
How are you to know what your magical patronus is when you can't summon one yet?!?

From Fanpop
4. There is no way to choose between a wolf and a dragon.
How do you expect someone to choose such an important aspect of their magical persona when it comes down to a tiebreaker?

3. Some of us have multifaceted personalities.
I'm not mentioning any names but honestly, some of us are unique and unicorn zebra patronuses (with wings and fangs) do not apparently exist... much to my sorrow.

2. He Who Must Not Be Named could possibly become the next president.
If there were ever a cause to have more than one patronus, it would be the ascendence of the Dark Lord. How else are we to protect ourselves?

1. If I need more than one species of pet, I definitely need two (or more) patronuses.
If I had to choose one pet to have for the remainder of my existence... I really couldn't. Although Keisha is a Dorkie (and therefore, unfortunately inept at many things) and George is the #1 All Time Greatest Mischief Maker in our household, I couldn't give them up. So how am I to give preference to one internet test over another? I'll just have multiple patronuses.

What do you think your patronus(es) is/are? 


  1. I wonder if there are any memes with Voldie wearing Drumpf hair? Ha ha. Yeah, when I was on MyLeaky I think I changed my patronus three or four times. I have never taken a patronus test before. I will have to take the Pottermore test sometime today. A unicorn zebra with wings and fangs would be pretty bada$$! :)

    1. The meme you shared on twitter was even better than that! I think I have taken a patronus test, but I've never been fully satisfied with the answer. Some of us are special snowflakes, you know. ;)
      The Pottermore test looks legit, but I wonder how many possible answers there are?
      Thanks for stopping by and commenting, La La!
      ~Litha Nelle

    2. I just looked up the Pottermore test and there are apparently 135 possibilities... none of them zebra unicorns with wings and fangs. I guess I will have to make my own test.
      ~Litha Nelle


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